Epigram

1.
I got an app for my cell
To remind me to be mindful
It chimes me on the stroke of every hour
Tsk. Tut. The censor swats.
Another way I make my phone my master.








2.
New England Patriots football squad
Bearer of scorn and adoration
of intensity unrivaled by zeal for God or country
Champions of America's paragon sport
Damn they're smug.